| After hearing how porcupines chew on our salty hiking shoes up north, one hiker hung his boots on the bear food cables in Georgia. That night a black bear swatted the cables. None of the food bags fell, but the boots did. In the morning the said hiker earned his trailname "Bootless" and walked 16 miles in flip-flops. The thief was obviously a sow, everyone know how much females love shoes. |